The recipe for every episode of ‘House’ ever

December 3, 2008

in Asides

If you’ve always wanted to be a writer for television, Cracked has a recipe that’ll have you cranking out episodes of ‘House’ in no time.

Doctors are smart. You can show this by replacing regular words with Doctor words.

WRONG: “Dammit House, you’re such a whiny bitch!”

RIGHT: “Dammit House, your self-flaggelistic nihilism and anarchistic negation is just compensation for your hidden vulnerability!”

Yup, that’s just about right. (via TV Squad)

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